You may place orders starting Monday, November 5, 2018 at 10:00 AM PST here, or by phone 925-743-1282 (Mon-Thurs 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM).

The dates and times for this year's show are:

Sunday, December 23
Dinner Show @ 5:00 PM
Cocktail Show @ 8:30 PM
Monday, December 24
Dinner Show @ 5:00 PM
Cocktail Show @ 8:30 PM
Tuesday, December 25
Dinner Show @ 5:00 PM
Cocktail Show @ 8:30 PM


• All Dinner Shows are at 5:00 PM.
• All Cocktail Shows are at 8:30 PM.

Seating is Chinese banquet style at tables of 10. (Sorry we can't "squeeze" more than 10 people at a table.) This is also referred to as "family style".

There will be plenty of food on the 7-course Dinner Show menu for omnivores and vegetarians alike. The Vegetarian dishes on the menu are not made with chicken, beef or fish stock. There is no pork on the Dinner Show menu, and there is one (kosher) shrimp dish on the Dinner Show menu. It was blessed by a very reform rabbi.

Vegetarian dim sum will be served at the Cocktail Show. The Cocktail Show fare will not be a full meal so don’t come hungry.

The comedy is kosher but the food is not.

This is a comedy show geared toward adults. The show is not recommended for kids under 13. If you feel that it would be appropriate for your 6 or 10 year old, then it's your call. Regardless of age, everyone attending a show must have a ticket.

All sales are final. No refunds, exchanges or substitutions.


Everyone is assigned to a specific table (though not specific seats at the table), according to the date and time your order is placed online or over the phone. The table is reserved ahead of time and is not determined on the day of the show.

If you are part of a larger group and you want everyone to sit at the same table, you must order ALL tickets for your whole party on one order to ensure that everyone will be seated together.

All tables can only have 10 seats. We can't have more than 10 people at a table, sorry.

If you have more than 10 people in your party, they will not all be able to sit at the same table. Every effort will be made to seat your guests at a nearby table, however there is no guarantee.

If you need to add friends to your group and you or they place a separate order, they will not be able to sit at your table.

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 dish
Seats per Table - 10
Amount per Serving
% Daily Value
Total Yuks100%
Total Comedy100%
Not a significant source of Vitamin A or Calcium.
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 250 chuckle diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your comedy needs.