Welcome to the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy Online Ticket Office.

You may order Kung Pao Kosher Comedy tickets by clicking  Order Tickets  at the bottom of this page or by calling our Ticket Office: 925-743-1282 • Monday - Friday • 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM.

E-MAIL

A valid e-mail address is essential if you want to receive an order confirmation, event information and directions.

In addition, providing your e-mail is important if you want to be on the Kung Pao mailing list as we no longer send postcards thru the mail.

PLEASE NOTE

• All Dinner Shows are at 5pm.
• All Cocktail Shows are at 8:30pm.

If you don't ask for Will Call, your tickets will be mailed to you.

The last day we will mail tickets is Monday, December 12. After that date all tickets will be held at Will Call.

Will Call is at The New Asia Restaurant and opens 1 hour and 15 minutes prior to the Dinner Show, and 45 minutes before the Cocktail Show.

Seating is Chinese banquet style at tables of 10. (Sorry we can't "squeeze" more than 10 people at a table.) This is also referred to as "family style".

There will be plenty of food on the 7-course Dinner Show menu for omnivores and vegetarians alike. The Vegetarian dishes on the menu are not made with chicken, beef or fish stock. There is no pork on the Dinner Show menu, and there is one (kosher) shrimp dish on the Dinner Show menu. It was blessed by a very reform rabbi. Vegetarian dim sum will be served at the Cocktail Show. (This replaces the vegetarian egg rolls that were formerly served.) The comedy is kosher but the food is not.

This is a comedy show geared toward adults. The show is not recommended for kids under 13. If you feel that it would be appropriate for your 6 or 10 year old, then it's your call. Regardless of age, everyone attending a show must have a ticket.

All sales are final. No refunds, exchanges or substitutions.

RESERVED TABLES

Everyone is assigned to a specific table (though not specific seats at the table), according to the date and time your order is placed online or over the phone. The table is reserved ahead of time and is not determined on the day of the show.

If you are part of a larger group and you want everyone to sit at the same table, you must order all tickets for your whole party on one order. This will ensure that everyone will be seated together.

All tables can only have 10 seats. We can't have more than 10 people at a table, sorry.

If you have more than 10 people in your party, they will not all be able to sit at the same table. Every effort will be made to seat your guests at a nearby table, however there is no guarantee.

If you need to add friends to your group and you or they place a separate order, they will not be able to sit at your table.

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 dish
Seats per Table - 10
Amount per Serving
Calories0
% Daily Value
Total Yuks100%
Puns79%
Ribs99%
Total Comedy100%
Not a significant source of Vitamin A or Calcium.
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 250 chuckle diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your comedy needs.