Please join us for our 24th Annual Kung Pao Kosher Comedy! You may place orders here or by phone (925-743-1282) starting Monday, October 31, 2016 at 10:00 AM PST.

The dates and times for this year's show are:

Friday, December 23rd.
Dinner show @ 5:00 PM
Cocktail show @ 8:30 PM
Saturday, December 24th.
Dinner show @ 5:00 PM
Cocktail show @ 8:30 PM
Sunday, December 25th.
Dinner show @ 5:00 PM
Cocktail show @ 8:30 PM


• All Dinner Shows are at 5pm.
• All Cocktail Shows are at 8:30pm.

Seating is Chinese banquet style at tables of 10. (Sorry we can't "squeeze" more than 10 people at a table.) This is also referred to as "family style".

There will be plenty of food on the 7-course Dinner Show menu for omnivores and vegetarians alike. The Vegetarian dishes on the menu are not made with chicken, beef or fish stock. There is no pork on the Dinner Show menu, and there is one (kosher) shrimp dish on the Dinner Show menu. It was blessed by a very reform rabbi. Vegetarian dim sum will be served at the Cocktail Show. (This replaces the vegetarian egg rolls that were formerly served.) The comedy is kosher but the food is not.

This is a comedy show geared toward adults. The show is not recommended for kids under 13. If you feel that it would be appropriate for your 6 or 10 year old, then it's your call. Regardless of age, everyone attending a show must have a ticket.

All sales are final. No refunds, exchanges or substitutions.


All seats are reserved. Seating is assigned according to the date and time your order is placed online or over the phone. Seating is reserved ahead of time and is not determined on the day of the show.


If you are part of a larger group and you want everyone to sit at the same table, please consider ordering all tickets for your whole party on one order. This will ensure that everyone will be seated together.

If you are part of a larger group and are not purchasing for your entire group, please be sure to reference a designated group name in the "Group Name" field at the end of your order so we can try to seat you together. Each order placed must reference the "Group Name" and be placed on the same day. However, there is no guarantee.

Every effort will be made to seat everyone in your party at the same table, however seating everyone together may not be possible if you place separate orders.

If you have more than 10 people in your party they will not all be at the same table.

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 dish
Seats per Table - 10
Amount per Serving
% Daily Value
Total Yuks100%
Total Comedy100%
Not a significant source of Vitamin A or Calcium.
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 250 chuckle diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your comedy needs.